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Farmer calls for apology from Oxford Dictionary for use of phrases that are offensive to pigs

By   /  March 17, 2018  /  All, Lifestyle  /  No Comments

A farmer has bizarrely called for an apology from the Oxford Dictionary after their use of phrases in relation to Pigs, as it is offensive to the animals. The Dictionary contains phrases that compare overconsumption to being like a pig – fat and glutenous. He has written to the OED and asked for its removal […]

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Global average IQ drops by 47 points after death of Stephen Hawking

By   /  March 14, 2018  /  All, Celebrity, Science  /  No Comments

A very sad day for the world as Stephen Hawking has died aged 76. Famed for his studies and literature on the history of the Universe, he truly was a world heavyweight of Science. A quick study has shown that the average IQ around the planet is now 47 points lower. Comments have flooded in […]

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Black Panther criticised for lack of diversity.

By   /  March 14, 2018  /  All, Celebrity, Lifestyle  /  No Comments

Credit Marvel Studios The latest Marvel Film Black Panther, has been slated by groups on social media for lacking diversity. The movie is set in fictional African nation of Wakanda, and therefore has a predominantly black cast. This makes sense to most people but as is the case with just about anything, you will always […]

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Man who wanted Muslim ban takes offense to all gun owners being tarred with the same brush.

By   /  March 14, 2018  /  All, Lifestyle, Politics  /  No Comments

An American Citizen who rallied in the streets of his hometown in Ohio in support of Donald Trump’s Muslim ban, has hit out at the current distain towards American gun ownership. Complaining that we cannot punish every gun owner for the actions of a few. Trump first called for the ban during his successful election […]

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Winning managers style slated by teams who don’t win anything anymore.

By   /  March 14, 2018  /  All, Sport  /  No Comments

A weird craze has hit the football world, where the fans of teams who have won absolutely nothing for quite some time, are telling fans of recently successful teams they aren’t doing it right. The brunt of this stick has been aimed towards Jose Mourinho. Jose has an impeccable record as a manager. In 17 […]

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Child deaths worthy price to pay, just in case! say Americans

By   /  March 14, 2018  /  All, Lifestyle, Politics  /  No Comments

Americans all over are telling us that they live in fear of their government turning on them, and that is why they want to keep their guns. The fact that innocent children are being gunned down left, right and centre is just a by-product of security which must be tolerated. We asked one American who […]

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Simon Cowell accused of sexual assault after copying Katy Perry and kissing contestant

By   /  March 13, 2018  /  All, Celebrity  /  No Comments

Simon Cowell is at the centre of a sexual abuse scandal after copying his close friend Katy Perry and kissing one of the contestants. After the incident, in which Cowell turned his head at the last minute to land one on the 19 year olds girl’s lips, OfCOM received their highest number of complaints in […]

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NRA: “We are hoping to see gun violence increase to two mass shootings per day”

By   /  March 11, 2018  /  All, Lifestyle, Politics  /  No Comments

The NRA are fighting every restriction being proposed by Government and gun control advocates across the country, and have an aim of seeing gun violence increase in the next 12 months. Gun violence in the U.S. is a huge problem… if you’re not the NRA that is. On average, there is a mass shooting every […]

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Boris on £350m Brexit bus: “F*** the NHS”

By   /  March 11, 2018  /  All, Politics  /  No Comments

In a moment that, surprisingly, has not shocked anyone whatsoever, Boris Johnson has called the entire nation a “bunch of thick twats.” In a recent press conference, Boris was asked how he came up with the idea for his red Brexit bus. Some ‘remoaners’ and ‘brexiteers’ are appalled with how misleading his message was, and […]

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Trump and Kim Jong Un meeting to finally compare Pokemon card collection.

By   /  March 10, 2018  /  All, Politics  /  No Comments

It’s the meeting we have all been waiting for. Two global heavyweights going head to head, or to some two spoilt toddlers getting together for a Capri-Sun. But after the war of words in the build-up, what are they going to discuss? Well a source in the White House has told us that it is […]

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