Angela Merkel is facing criticism after announcing that she will be allowing 1 million Ebola stricken African refugees into Germany to increase the diversity of diseases on the continent.
“We only have very casual illnesses here. I cannot remember the last case of Ebola in Europe. What this will bring is a fresh batch of disease, and along with that, other diseases we have never experienced here in Germany. There will be some with Ebola that also carry the Zika virus, which we welcome with open arms. It is not about those already here being put at risk, it is about everyone seeing that we care and are happy to put everyones lives at risk for the sake of a few others.” said Merkel.
A spokesman for the opposition added, “This is the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever heard. No background checks, no records of personnel. Gone are the days of logic and rationale.
Merkel plans to open the doors to Africa within the next 7 months.