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Zombie Outbreak in Highgate ends quickly as even dead middle-class people have ridiculous allergies.

By   /  September 21, 2018  /  All, Lifestyle, Science  /  No Comments

A recent Zombie outbreak which some feared was the start of the end of the world, has ended abruptly as the Zombies died of a strange allergy to a protein found in human flesh. The Hamilton-Smythe family of Highgate, north London caught a strange virus from bad batch of Waitrose Dairy and gluten fee organic […]

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Female convict evades capture from Male guards by disguising herself as a clitoris.

By   /  September 10, 2018  /  All, Lifestyle  /  No Comments

A female convict has escaped prison in a bizarre incident. Siobhan O’Hoolihan was found missing from her cell on the morning of September 9th, and no one had a clue where she was. It was almost as if she had vanished into thin air until she sent a letter to the prison warden explaining how […]

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Harvey Weinstein And Hollywood Males Fight Back With #YouToo? Twitter Campaign In Light Of Recent Allegations

By   /  September 9, 2018  /  All, Celebrity, Lifestyle  /  No Comments

Harvey Weinstein has come out from the shadows after a turbulent few months with a new lease of life. Following the collapse of the #MeToo movement after chief protagonist, champion and ambassador Asia Argento has been accused and admitted herself to having sex with a minor and paying a large sum of money to keep […]

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Millennial Launches Kickstarter Campaign For Personal Support Because They “Cannot Be Bothered To Work”

By   /  September 9, 2018  /  All, Lifestyle, Opinion  /  No Comments

Kickstarter, the website where you can raise funds for your project, has had a new pitch recently added. A young women, who is a part of the millennial generation, has launched a campaign to raise £1,750,000.00 to support their life, as they cannot be bothered to get a job and work for a living. “I […]

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Mother of 3, Who Swapped Children For Drugs For 4 Years, Wins Sole Custody As Judge Felt ‘Sorry For Her’

By   /  September 7, 2018  /  All, Lifestyle  /  No Comments

A Mother of 3, who neglected her children for 4 years due to an abusive drug addiction, has spent the last 3 months battling in court for custody from the father. Today, she won that battle after breaking down in the court room, and the judge saying he ‘felt sorry for her’. The father has […]

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LADBible To Rebrand And Change Name To ‘PersonBible’ Following Protests To Be More Inclusive For Women

By   /  September 7, 2018  /  All, Business, Lifestyle  /  No Comments

Popular online media publishing company, LADBible, are to change their name and rebrand to be more inclusive, to those that identify as something other than a man. It comes after protests online and campaigns in the streets of London outside their offices, orchestrated by a rowdy bunch of feminist women, pressuring the company into admitting […]

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UK Schools To Ban Pupils From Wanting To Be Alone At School, As It Is “Self-Exclusionary”, Advises Child Psychologist

By   /  September 7, 2018  /  All, Lifestyle, Politics  /  No Comments

A Primary School in Buckinghamshire has taken a bold step in not allowing children to spend any part of the school day alone, in fear that it is “self-exclusionary”, and puts children at risk of finding their identity, finding their personality and becoming independent, functioning people. “Self-exclusion is a very real issue”, says psychologist, Dr. […]

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Trans-Racial? How About ‘Transgalactic’? Man Says He “Feels Like He Belongs On Venus”

By   /  September 7, 2018  /  All, Lifestyle  /  No Comments

There was a “Transracial” first only a year or so ago… and now we have a Transgalactic – someone who feels they belong on a different planet. Cortnee-lynne, a non-binary man from Burton-on-Trent, has come forward with the story that he feels he does not belong on earth. It all began when he one day […]

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Teacher Accidentally Leaves Apple TV Connected With Full Classroom Whilst Watching Porn On Toilet

By   /  September 7, 2018  /  All, Lifestyle  /  No Comments

A teacher is being called to resign from his current school after he left a class to watch a program on history, only to not realise he was displaying the program via an iPhone app. He left the room of 32 year 7 pupil’s to use the toilet, taking his phone with him. Within 2 […]

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Plane Crashes After Autopilot Programme Had Learnt To Have Suicidal Thoughts

By   /  September 7, 2018  /  All, Lifestyle  /  No Comments

A commercial airliner has crashed in the sea after the autopilot overrode the pilot and co-pilot on board, after stating it was having suicidal thoughts. In a World where technology becomes every increasingly used and more intelligent; AI / robotics etc. where even software can be programmed to teach itself new things. Well, this AI […]

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