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Woodward family row as Ed fails to sign his daughter’s birthday card

By   /  September 10, 2018  /  All, Celebrity, Sport  /  No Comments

A huge row has broken out in the home of Manchester United Chief Executive Edward Woodward. It has come on the day of his daughter’s birthday when it came to light that he failed to sign her card. Neighbours heard a child screaming and shouting and assumed Jose Mourinho was over again complaining about the […]

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Serena Williams Only Accused The Umpire Of Sexism Because He Is A Man

By   /  September 10, 2018  /  All, Celebrity, Sport  /  No Comments

Serena Williams has come under some criticism after she accused a male umpire of being sexist during her recent loss in some tennis tournament. Serena claimed that the umpire had been bias in giving her code violations, all because she is a women. She then told Carlos Ramos that he would never umpire any of […]

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One For The Future: Manchester United Sign 1 Year Old For A Reported Fee Of £175k

By   /  September 7, 2018  /  All, Sport  /  No Comments

Manchester United, the biggest team in the UK, have shocked the public by signing a baby of only 1 years old, for an undisclosed fee, to join their academy. The fee is reported to be in the region of £175k. A family of the baby said, “We put a video on YouTube of him throwing […]

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Footballer On £475K Per Week: “£475k Isn’t A Lot Of Money. You Don’t Know What It’s Like To Be Poor. I Do”

By   /  September 7, 2018  /  All, Sport  /  No Comments

An international footballer, yet to be named, has come out and claimed that he knows what it is like to be poor, despite earning a whopping £475k per week. “You know, £475k per week is not a lot of money. Yeah, I can drive a Bentley and have a nice watch, but it’s not the […]

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The FA To Consider Merging Of Men And Women’s Leagues In The UK

By   /  September 6, 2018  /  All, Sport  /  No Comments

The FA have recently announced that they are to consider the merging of men and women’s football leagues across the UK. Currently, boys and girls can play together up until u16’s, but are to extend that to full senior sides. This comes after many years of hard campaigning by “The World Association of Team Spirit”, […]

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Full Body Amputee Outraged at ‘Non-Inclusive’ Discrimination Of Local Football Team

By   /  September 6, 2018  /  All, Sport  /  No Comments

An full body amputee man has lashed out at a local football team, for not being inclusive enough and allowing him to continue his passion of enjoying the game. Joseph, contracted a disease when he was 5, meaning he had to have both arms and legs removed. He is now left with just a torso […]

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Winning managers style slated by teams who don’t win anything anymore.

By   /  March 14, 2018  /  All, Sport  /  No Comments

A weird craze has hit the football world, where the fans of teams who have won absolutely nothing for quite some time, are telling fans of recently successful teams they aren’t doing it right. The brunt of this stick has been aimed towards Jose Mourinho. Jose has an impeccable record as a manager. In 17 […]

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Grunting in the gym shown to have no effect whatsoever

By   /  March 7, 2018  /  All, Lifestyle, Science, Sport  /  No Comments

Scientists have released a research document showing that grunting in the gym doesn’t do anything at all. We have all been there, trying to lose a bit of flab on the treadmill when all you can hear is the sound of someone fisting a harp seal coming from the dumbbells. Only to look round and […]

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WADA agent tests positive for performance enhancing drugs.

By   /  March 7, 2018  /  All, Sport  /  No Comments

A leading WADA agent has failed a drug test a source has told us. Said to be their best agent with a string of high profile cases under his belt, the agent who cannot be named for legal reasons is said to have aroused su spicion when he started sniffing urine samples and being able […]

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“I don’t know what else I can do”: Wenger on trying to get the sack from Arsenal

By   /  March 7, 2018  /  All, Sport  /  No Comments

Arsene Wenger has said in a press conference that he is at a loss as to what he needs to do to be given his marching orders. In a recent interview at the club, Wenger has made it clear that he does not want to be here. However, he is too stubborn to quit. “I […]

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