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Farmer calls for apology from Oxford Dictionary for use of phrases that are offensive to pigs

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A farmer has bizarrely called for an apology from the Oxford Dictionary after their use of phrases in relation to Pigs, as it is offensive to the animals.

credit: Daily Mail

The Dictionary contains phrases that compare overconsumption to being like a pig – fat and glutenous. He has written to the OED and asked for its removal of the phrases.

“Pigs have feelings. They tell me that they are offended, but as I am the only one who can understand what they are trying to tell me, I have to take the battle up on their behalf.” he said.

“They feel embarrassed and ridiculed that people think they are just fat messes of shit. It needs to stop.”

A spokesperson from the OED commented “Yes. We received a letter. It made for a very good read with my bacon sarny. We will not be removing the phrases, because it is in relation to a pig. A fucking pig.”

We went back to farmer for comment, but he was unavailable due to it being at the same time as his gimp fetish session.


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