A female convict has escaped prison in a bizarre incident. Siobhan O’Hoolihan was found missing from her cell on the morning of September 9th, and no one had a clue where she was. It was almost as if she had vanished into thin air until she sent a letter to the prison warden explaining how she did it.
In an unprecedented move which is being dubbed the greatest escape plan ever, knowing the entire prison guard team were male, Siobhan disguised herself as a clitoris, knowing that the men would never have a chance of finding her.
CCTV footage shows the men fumbling about looking pleased with themselves when they thought they had found her, even asking the warden “yeah, how do you like that” before realising it wasn’t her.
Siobhan was serving life for murder so the police have increased their efforts to recruit a large number more female officers to help catch her.