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Global average IQ drops by 47 points after death of Stephen Hawking

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A very sad day for the world as Stephen Hawking has died aged 76.

Famed for his studies and literature on the history of the Universe, he truly was a world heavyweight of Science.

A quick study has shown that the average IQ around the planet is now 47 points lower. Comments have flooded in from around the world.

Theresa May said “We’ve just knocked another £83.10 a week in disability allowance from the deficit, what has Corbyn done today?”

Bill Gates said, “I should have given him a stronger Anti-virus”

Donald Trump said “Under my leadership, USA has caught up with the United Kingdom in the IQ league. This is very good, we are very smart, really really smart.”

Although it should be known that this speech knocked another 30 points off the average IQ and put America back down the where they were.

It will take the world a long time to recover from this, Professor Hawking’s family will fulfill his wish to have his body donated to research into Hybrid Car technology.

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