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Outrage As Jeff Bezos Orders Entire $106.2bn Fortune To Be Cremated With Him When He Dies

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Jeff Bezos, owner of Amazon, was recently praised for taking amazon to the $1,000,000,000,000USD mark in terms of value. However, he has come in for some criticism as he has requested that all of his fortune dies along with him when he does.

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“A number of large corporate CEO’s earn their money, and then decide to go all spiritual and ‘give back’. That’s not me. I wanted to be rich. Now I am rich. Why should I give it away to someone else when I’m dead?” Said Bezos in a statement.

Lobbyists from all over the World are calling for Government to intervene, but it’s not that simple.

“JB has donated a lot of money to many political campaigns. If he wants to burn $106.2bn dollars in cash, then who are we to stop him?” Said a spokesman of the GOP.

The World Health Organisation has insisted that even just 10% could save millions of people in poverty, provide shelter and food. But Bezos has no interest in helping others.

It is rumoured that when he dies, an Amazon drone costing $500,000,000 will fly his coffin over the Atlantic until it runs out of battery or range, then self-ignite along with the $106.2bn dollars in cash on a Super Yacht named “The Amazon One”.



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