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Porn Tax: UK Government To Start Charging Tax Per Minute Spent Watching Porn

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The UK Government, in recent years, toyed with the idea of banning pornography across the UK. Now, they are revisiting the subject and looking to bring in what is effectively a ‘Porn Tax’.

“Instead of banning it, we will link up Paypal and Apple Pay gateways, to enable users to continue to watch at their leisure, and charge users for the amount of porn they watch on a tariff type basis.” said one MP.

Leaked documents obtained by The National Times show rates and tariff’s will vary, from 0.5p per minute Monday to Friday, but will sore to a rate of £1.50 per minute at peak times on weekday evenings, early morning between 12-3am and weekends.

“It’s a joke” said one porn addict. “I watch up to 3 hours a day. 2 hours and 58 minutes of that time I’m generally just browsing, feeling out my niche for the evening, and then I’ll just finish up in a minute or so, Now, if you are telling me I’ve got to decide whether I want to eat dinner, or knock one out to a Fake Taxi compilation and go hungry, then I guess I am gonna look like an Ethiopian very, very soon.”

The policy is set to be debated at this weeks PMQ’s.

 

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