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Simon Cowell accused of sexual assault after copying Katy Perry and kissing contestant

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Simon Cowell is at the centre of a sexual abuse scandal after copying his close friend Katy Perry and kissing one of the contestants.

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After the incident, in which Cowell turned his head at the last minute to land one on the 19 year olds girl’s lips, OfCOM received their highest number of complaints in history and the MET Police also got involved.

In response, Cowell said “I saw Katy do it. And I thought ‘if she can do it, surely I can? What is the difference?’ However, as I am a man, I guess I’m automatically deemed a sexual predator.”

Perry had done exactly what Cowell had, but feminists came out to defend her actions.

“She’s a woman. She can’t be the predator. You can’t accuse a woman of sexual assault or harassment. Don’t be so ridiculous.”

A police spokesperson said “We are currently investigating a situation relating to Simon Cowell and a contestant. It’s not looking good. He could be facing up to 17 years imprisonment for his actions.”

The contestant, who has to remain anonymous for legal reason, said “I will be seeking in excess of £100m in full payment for damages.”

The investigation continues.

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