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Serena Williams Only Accused The Umpire Of Sexism Because He Is A Man

By   /  September 10, 2018  /  All, Celebrity, Sport  /  No Comments

Serena Williams has come under some criticism after she accused a male umpire of being sexist during her recent loss in some tennis tournament. Serena claimed that the umpire had been bias in giving her code violations, all because she is a women. She then told Carlos Ramos that he would never umpire any of […]

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Porn Tax: UK Government To Start Charging Tax Per Minute Spent Watching Porn

By   /  September 9, 2018  /  All, Politics  /  No Comments

The UK Government, in recent years, toyed with the idea of banning pornography across the UK. Now, they are revisiting the subject and looking to bring in what is effectively a ‘Porn Tax’. “Instead of banning it, we will link up Paypal and Apple Pay gateways, to enable users to continue to watch at their […]

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Harvey Weinstein And Hollywood Males Fight Back With #YouToo? Twitter Campaign In Light Of Recent Allegations

By   /  September 9, 2018  /  All, Celebrity, Lifestyle  /  No Comments

Harvey Weinstein has come out from the shadows after a turbulent few months with a new lease of life. Following the collapse of the #MeToo movement after chief protagonist, champion and ambassador Asia Argento has been accused and admitted herself to having sex with a minor and paying a large sum of money to keep […]

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Angela Merkel To Let 1 Million Ebola Stricken African Refugees Into Germany To Increase “Disease Diversity” Figures

By   /  September 9, 2018  /  All, Politics  /  No Comments

Angela Merkel is facing criticism after announcing that she will be allowing 1 million Ebola stricken African refugees into Germany to increase the diversity of diseases on the continent. “We only have very casual illnesses here. I cannot remember the last case of Ebola in Europe. What this will bring is a fresh batch of […]

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Apple Inc. Working On Technology To Access The Brain Of Steve Jobs

By   /  September 9, 2018  /  All, Business  /  No Comments

Apple, the US tech company, are currently working on a top secret project that will see it develop technology to access the brain of Steve Jobs, to ensure it can keep up with the trends of consumers. The project, aptly named ‘Forensic Understanding of Clinical Knowledge, Private Reconciliation Invasion Via Anti Corporate Yielding’ – AKA, […]

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Outrage As Jeff Bezos Orders Entire $106.2bn Fortune To Be Cremated With Him When He Dies

By   /  September 9, 2018  /  All, Business  /  No Comments

Jeff Bezos, owner of Amazon, was recently praised for taking amazon to the $1,000,000,000,000USD mark in terms of value. However, he has come in for some criticism as he has requested that all of his fortune dies along with him when he does. “A number of large corporate CEO’s earn their money, and then decide […]

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Millennial Launches Kickstarter Campaign For Personal Support Because They “Cannot Be Bothered To Work”

By   /  September 9, 2018  /  All, Lifestyle, Opinion  /  No Comments

Kickstarter, the website where you can raise funds for your project, has had a new pitch recently added. A young women, who is a part of the millennial generation, has launched a campaign to raise £1,750,000.00 to support their life, as they cannot be bothered to get a job and work for a living. “I […]

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Mother of 3, Who Swapped Children For Drugs For 4 Years, Wins Sole Custody As Judge Felt ‘Sorry For Her’

By   /  September 7, 2018  /  All, Lifestyle  /  No Comments

A Mother of 3, who neglected her children for 4 years due to an abusive drug addiction, has spent the last 3 months battling in court for custody from the father. Today, she won that battle after breaking down in the court room, and the judge saying he ‘felt sorry for her’. The father has […]

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LADBible To Rebrand And Change Name To ‘PersonBible’ Following Protests To Be More Inclusive For Women

By   /  September 7, 2018  /  All, Business, Lifestyle  /  No Comments

Popular online media publishing company, LADBible, are to change their name and rebrand to be more inclusive, to those that identify as something other than a man. It comes after protests online and campaigns in the streets of London outside their offices, orchestrated by a rowdy bunch of feminist women, pressuring the company into admitting […]

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One For The Future: Manchester United Sign 1 Year Old For A Reported Fee Of £175k

By   /  September 7, 2018  /  All, Sport  /  No Comments

Manchester United, the biggest team in the UK, have shocked the public by signing a baby of only 1 years old, for an undisclosed fee, to join their academy. The fee is reported to be in the region of £175k. A family of the baby said, “We put a video on YouTube of him throwing […]

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