It’s the meeting we have all been waiting for. Two global heavyweights going head to head, or to some two spoilt toddlers getting together for a Capri-Sun. But after the war of words in the build-up, what are they going to discuss?
Well a source in the White House has told us that it is in fact so Donald can prove he has the best Pokemon card collection. We have read between the lines and translated some of the fighting talk.
When trump said, “North Korea has shown great disrespect for their neighbour, China, by shooting off yet another ballistic missile…but China is trying hard!”. He meant “He is lying about having a Mewtwo”
And when he said, “North Korea will be met with fire and fury like the world has never seen.” What he was actually saying is “I cannot wait to see his fat little face when I slam down my shiny Charizard”
As with all spoilt kids, games can lead to fights. Brace yourselves as we could have World War 3 started by a misplaced Pikachu.